Grimmdrewit is the online handle of (Government name). As a small child, (Government) dreamed of generating content and creating shareholder value for (Industry Giant in the Entertainment Sector.)

It uh, it didn’t work out.

His art degree, alma mater, GPA, employment history, credentials, awards, appearances, accomplishments, projects, and publications are all a bit like him: underwhelming, scattered, and embarrassing to mention in public. He does not make a lot of money, and his family pedigree is non-existent. He is not fast, reliable, cheap, or exceptionally high quality. He has absolutely failed to make deadlines (gasp!) He does not look like a promising candidate.

…are they gone yet? Oh Fantastic.

Grimmdrewit is the online handle of a small fuzzy being who has decided after a very long couple of decades to return to making art for fun, not profit.

He currently makes rent most of the time by making dinner for 70+ people at an assisted living facility in a small liberal college town in the Midwest for four days a week. This is one of the least interesting things about him.

He may look human, but he is actually about 2800 Roborovski hamsters made of Anxiety and Determination. They have 1 braincell each, half of them are on fire at any given time, and they are all trying very hard.

He likes tea, thunderstorms, fireflies, coastlines (salt and freshwater alike) writing, solving small problems, and not being in constant pain.

He currently cannot code his way out of a paper bag. A lifelong windows user, he installed Ubuntu on his computer a couple of years ago and has been trying not to $sudo burn it all down ever since.